Do you have questions? Problems? In-laws, republican co-workers, exes who are stalking you, exes whom you are stalking? Awkward life situations leaving you totally vulnerable to the well-meant advice of close friends and absolute strangers? Do you wish there was someone you could talk to about it? Have you found yourself wondering whether anyone has every experienced what you're going though?
Fear not. It is absolutely guaranteed that a Lesbian Singer-Songwriter has been there before you, and she has probably written a folk-rock song about it.
This advice column represents a melding of the sciences and humanities in an attempt to combine the wisdom of our many Lesbian Singer-Songwriter luminaries and synthesize them into an ur-Lesbian Singer-Songwriter, greater in scope and lyrical bitterness even than Melissa Etheridge and k. d. lang (combined), who can infallibly provide the comfort and advice you are looking for at this difficult time. She awaits your inquiries with a well-tuned acoustic guitar and a scuffed pair of Doc Martens. Ask away.
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